Emma
Dear Emma,

It's been nearly three months since I paid the last of the bills from that episode where you nearly got us evicted from our flat, you owe me €200 - answer your phone and your emails and pay me back.

Thanks for fucking up the last few months I had with my gf before she moved away. Thanks for leaving food to rot in the cupboards - the moths we found merrily making it their home were great company. Thanks for making me doubt the kindness possible in people, I guess some people are just selfish cunts.

Thanks for leaving me to sort out all the flat stuff, having to go to court and work out what the hell was going on in a language I can't speak too well.

I try to be a nice person, but you just make me want to lash out and pass on some of the hurt. It's not going to happen though, I'm better than that.


I know it's only €200, and I've pretty much written it off already but for some reason this really bothers me, so just pay up and then fuck off you selfish slag.

Thank fuck you've moved out and I've no longer to deal with your specific breed of mental or hear your high-pitched sex-noises. Life is so much less complicated without you fucking things up.

/rant
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:42, Reply)