Dear cyclists,
Why is it that you appear to genuinely believe the laws of the road don't apply to you?

If the traffic light is red it means stop, you fucking stupid mong, not "carry on straight over", so if I deliberately walk into your path when on a pedestrian crossing on the green man, shut the fuck up and accept that you are a cunt, instead of whining pathetically over your shoulder at me and making yourself look like an even bigger lycra-clad worthy fuckshit than you already are.

Pricks.

A V
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:43, 1 reply)

^^^^^^^
Agreed. I went to a fireworks lecture in Cambridge with my two young children last November. On the way home we waited at a zebra crossing for the green man and started crossing, only to have to dive out of the way from a cyclist who had obviously disregarded all that is proper, decent and commonsensical (hmm) and ploughed through the red light. To that cyclist if you are reading: you looked me in the eye with an arrogance and disdain I have seldom seen. You put my 5 and 7 year old children in danger, and their presence was the only thing that stopped me flinging my daughter's Dora the Explorer umbrella through your spokes and pissing on you as you lie prone at the kerb. Cunt.
(mersault, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08, closed)

Agreed again...
...I'm a cyclist and I despise all those others who run red lights. To the point that if some dickhead scooted past me when I have stopped and then goes straight under the wheels of an articulated lorry, I'd most likely applaud it as Darwinism in action.

Furthermore, I'd like to see the cycling proficiency test made compulsory for those who mean to ride on the roads, and even to make insurance compulsory to some degree. The latter would certainly cut down on the regrettable majority cunt-quotient that blights those of us who like our bikes, and hopefully reduce some of the vitriol that most other road users have for us, once everyone has been re-educated on the whole road-tax-misnomer thing.

Bus drivers may be a challenge on the feelgood score though. I think I've met about two or three that I'd even charitably call 'nice', and it can't be just us that pisses them off.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38, closed)

cool story bro!
my brother was run over at night whilst jogging on the pavement nigh on 20 years ago by some drunk cunt in a car and has been severely brain damaged ever since. does this mean that i (or him for that matter) hold all people that drive cars in the same disdain that most motorists hold cyclists? no i fucking dont because that's at best intellectually lazy, at worst downright fucking stupid.

get some fucking perspective will you?
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55, closed)