Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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short arses!Stop moaning about us tall people blocking your view at gigs. If I had a time machine, yes I would go back and persuade your chav mum to close her legs long enough to stop that syphalitic dwarf from impregnating her...but I don't have a time machine.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16,
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Thisis absolutely the best attempt at trolling I have ever seen and I am totally inspired to take offence.
Grr! and so forth.
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Speaking as a tall bastardI'll stand as close as I can get if I really like the band, otherwise I'll let you through. If you can get 3ish girls together they can walk pretty much anywhere they please, so next time you and your fellow shortarses are suffering just go somewhere with a view.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:37,
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You're tall as well?Shame on you. Shame on all tall people (anyone over five nine).
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