What the hell, God never fucking listens anyway...
You know, God, there comes a time when things just need to be said.

Life to me is a like childish prank somewhat beneath the dignity of a god. Imagine being given a beautiful present- a book or a toy- but the book is a detective story with the last page torn out, and the toy is a jigsaw puzzle with one piece mischievously missing. One feels foolish and silly... You have this image of yourself as a mature individual, but all you want to do is get your own back on this infantile-minded creature.

In short, I don't see how we can possibly conceive of God as a levelheaded, freethinking responsible adult. And so... even though I've tried for years not to lower myself to his level, if I ever meet the spiteful little bastard...

I'LL RAM HIS TEDDY BEAR DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT!

*ahem* Now if you'll excuse me I'm going back to bed and try to get back to sleep...
( Wanderer, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 6:59, Reply)