To my first white pube
Well you chose your moment to make your appearance, I must say. The morning of my father's funeral was hardly the day I needed another reminder of my own mortality.

I was angry when I first met you, but there was a tear in my eye as I flushed you down the toilet.

Not because I was sad; just because it stung like fuck when I pulled you out.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:06, 4 replies)

Hahahaha
Ouch!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:19, closed)

I found my first grey pube the other day
I was ok about it though. I didn't scream and shout like the other people in the lift.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:55, closed)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:03, closed)

This is win.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:35, closed)