Pathological Liars
Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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One halloween...
Whilst at uni, we decided to head to the pub to watch the footy.
A couple of pints turned to 4, 5 then 6. We decided to celebrate this magical night (and commiserate for appalling results) by venturing out to one of the seedier student clubs.
After a quick stop at Woolies to pick up four matching sets of their cheapest, 7-10 year old wizard/witch costumes, we were ready!
Finally getting to the place, plenty more drinking ensued. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted an ageing man dressed as a vampire who looked remarkably like Mr. Terry McDermott (ex Livershite & Newcastle player).
In my drink-addled state, I wandered over to him;
Me: "No way, you're Terry McDermottt!"
TM: "Hmph, what? Oh. Yeah course!"
Me: "Oh my god, remember me?"
TM: "Bleurtt, yeh I remember you, Alan's son! I used to watch you play football when you were young - how did you never make it?"
Me: "You're not really Terry McDermott are you?
TM: "I'm going to be sick."
And with that he was gone, off to the toilets to chuck his guts up. The only man who thought I was good at football...
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, Reply)
Whilst at uni, we decided to head to the pub to watch the footy.
A couple of pints turned to 4, 5 then 6. We decided to celebrate this magical night (and commiserate for appalling results) by venturing out to one of the seedier student clubs.
After a quick stop at Woolies to pick up four matching sets of their cheapest, 7-10 year old wizard/witch costumes, we were ready!
Finally getting to the place, plenty more drinking ensued. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted an ageing man dressed as a vampire who looked remarkably like Mr. Terry McDermott (ex Livershite & Newcastle player).
In my drink-addled state, I wandered over to him;
Me: "No way, you're Terry McDermottt!"
TM: "Hmph, what? Oh. Yeah course!"
Me: "Oh my god, remember me?"
TM: "Bleurtt, yeh I remember you, Alan's son! I used to watch you play football when you were young - how did you never make it?"
Me: "You're not really Terry McDermott are you?
TM: "I'm going to be sick."
And with that he was gone, off to the toilets to chuck his guts up. The only man who thought I was good at football...
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, Reply)
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