Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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my grandmabit of a silly old woman, who reckons thatcher should be deified, tells some amazing lies.
the best was one christmas, when she was staying with our family.
the dogs had dodgy tummies, and so kept shitting everywhere, so were confined to the hall outside the shower room/toilet. Grandma (AKA Atilla the mum) went to the bog during the night.
We found this out due to the shitty footprints from the hall to the toilet, back from the toilet to the hall, and then from the hall to the room she was sleeping in. plus the liberal coating of drying dog shit on the bottom of her slippers.
But Atilla denied all this. she claimed that she didn't leave her room at any point during the night, so how could we evn suggest such a thing. Dad said 'ok then, did one of the dogs back up to your slipper, coil one off, then take your slipper and walk around the house with it on one paw, before returning it to you?'
She said yes, it was the only explanation.
We're looking forward to christmas with her this year, with 2 new puppies in the house...
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ascorbate, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:42,
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sleepwalking?perhaps?
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