Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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My Cousins dad...Is the biggest billy bullsh**er in the known universe, his beauties include:
He was in the SAS (standard for any pathological liar!).
He shot the guy (who's name escapes me)that started black Sunday or whatever and that the IRA were after him.. not bad considering at the time of it he would have been 15.
He was Driving his tank in Berlin and the breaks went, forcing him to go round Berlin until it ran out of gas... Tanks stop as soon as you take your foot of the gas in real life but hey, why let that get in the way of a good story!
He met a guy whilst in the army out in Northern Ireland and after getting talking to this other soldier they realised they were long lost half-brothers ... 30 seconds later a hand-grenade went off and blew the guys head off - typical eh?.. that happens all the time, its a real bummer!
These are all great and there are so many more I could post given the time and inclination but his best ever was reserved for my cousin... he told him and my cousin belived for a long time that he was one of the Stormtroopers in Star Wars - He used to say "if you look theres one of them that bumps his head as he runs through the door.. thats me that is!"
Now if anyone read my last post about my cousins step-dad putting his arse crack hair in a rolly for us.. its the same guy!!!.. a pathological liar and a complete twunt to boot!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:26, 1 reply)
That gets my clickpurely for the hand grenade bit
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:33, closed)
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