Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Oh So Many...I have so many stories for this! And they all revolve around one guy.... we shall call him...well, Butlin. It *is* his name.
Anyway, Butlin is one of the biggest liars I know. Many is the time that my college mates and I been subjected to the utter load of bullshit he spouts.
A couple of the most memorable being:
-That he went around a roundabout at 80 miles an hour on two wheels in his driving instructors car
- He owns a state-of-the-art blueray/dvd player with built in digital (which was told back when blueray was first introduced, so I highly doubt it)
- He heard that I was shagging four guys at once (turns out *that* was a rumor he was trying to start)
- One of my ex's mates beat him up for hitting on me (sadly a lie)
- He had six girlfriends on the go and they all went to my college (he's ugly as sin)
Although my personal favourite is still that he has it on very good authority that the majority of the Lord Of The Rings movies were actually filmed in the Brecon Beacon mountains. And why? Because Tolkein wanted them filmed there, because Wales is so much like Middle Earth.
Deflated that one rather rapidly by pointing out that a) LotR was filmed in NZ, b) Tolkein has been dead for many a year and 3) "if there was a major Hollywood film crew/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Peter Jackson in the Brecon Beacons (which are about a 15 minute drive from where I live), don't you think I'd know about it?"
Jackass.
Length? Hand me that microscope and I'll tell you.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:59, Reply)
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