Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Gary...againRemember, he was a fat bastard. Honestly. Coke Machine is not the nickname someone acquires by being sveldt.
Auto's: His Father bought him a Ferrari kit car and it was in the garage being built on a Corvette frame. He didnt tell this one directly to me, so I made it a point to mention that I was thinking about pushing my Father for a new car and asked if he had any suggestions. He piped up: "My Parents ordered me a Ferrari kit car, but it got lost in shipping and is somewhere in Brazil right now. The Postal service is working on straightening that out."
Gary on Women
Apparently he had a girlfriend, but she lived in Canada. I kid you not. He met her while visiting his Cousins up there and they got it on pretty quickly. He was there for a week and they "did it" 23 times. Why 23 you may ask? He had 2 one-dozen boxes of condoms and "one broke because they were really meant for someone smaller, you know, down there." (you've got to give the dumbass credit for being creative!)
Fat Farm. Yep. His Parents sent him to one. And he freaked out after three days and they had to have his parents come get him...not because of a caloric withdrawal...he was taking "Alot of Motrins" and started freaking out and they have a 'no tolerance drug program there.'
(In case you dont know, Motrin is a mild pain reliever)
More to come!
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:45,
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