A Gentleman
That I once knew, and by gentleman I mean true twat of the highest order, claimed that he worked as a bouncer at a club somewhere. Those that have read my previous posts will know somewhere = Dundee.

This twunt then tries to convince my friend and I that in this job he is given a nightstick and is allowed to use whatever force deemed necessary. However this whopper isn't his biggest fib to date, nay it is but a piece of corn in the gargantuan shitstorm of lies this man tells.

His latest cracker is that a man regularly comes into this club with his wife, a midget of a woman. This man will then proceed to sink ten, wait no twenty, wait wait, thirty pints of Guinness. In one evening. His wife also keeps up with him in this feat. However, and this is a big however, this isn't his final coup de grace. No, for you see, this pillock spent nigh on thirty minutes trying to convince me that after sinking this copious amount of the creature, this man would then (Quite routinely) throw puggies (bandits) around the club. Puggies full of pound coins.

Naturally I bought not a word because I don't have ear AID's.
(TheVomitingCavalier entered one image challenge and failed miserably, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 22:04, 4 replies)

what the?
he throws cowboys wearing neckerchieves over their nose and mouth as a disguise? or men dressed in black and white striped jerseys, black eye masks and carrying bags marked 'swag'? your helpful description leaves me no clearer as to what a puggie is!
(libbyloo <insert cool quote and pretend I came up with it>, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 22:13, closed)

Puggies
as they are known in Scotland, are fruit machines (electro-mechanical cash-based gambling machines).

Pokies to any Aussies on here.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 8:25, closed)

Thanks
For explaining my quasi English words.

This man manages to get me in poodoo even when hes not around!
(TheVomitingCavalier entered one image challenge and failed miserably, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:10, closed)

ear AIDS
deadly

*click*
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 10:05, closed)