Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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RecordsI had a friend who was a mess of contradictions, he loved music, but didn't want to be a music-geek and would defend his non-geekness to the death.
On calm questioning of how he had amassed a record collection of over five thousand, he relayed the following story to me:
I was walking past this house and I heard someone shouting. All of a sudden, a rare Beach Boys record hit me on the head. Someone was having a blazing row and throwing their partners collection out of the window. That's how I got my collection.
Let's review this story:
5000 records, enough for customised shelving and a reference system - thrown out of a window?
5000 records carried home to a house over a mile away by one small man?
If he wasn't interested in records how would he know a rare Beach Boys record from a non-rare one? I certainly wouldn't
My friend is well known for his tall storys, which have also included:
Having a tattoos based on a 1950's television show, when asked if we could see it, we were told his 16 year old sister had paid for it to be removed
Getting a blow job from Shirley Manson after a concert before she was famous
Meeting most of his friends at school/in prison/at an AA meeting, when in fact, they met at a science fiction convention.
For all that could said about my mate, he's one of the brightest, funniest people I have ever known, and I wouldn't change him for the world.
Big Fat Liars, embrace them, life is more boring without them!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:51, Reply)
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