Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Cretinous, greasy, bull-shitting MikeWent to Uni with a guy who claimed, amongst others
1) Had a strong right arm from the mace twirling antics of his Irish King descendants
2) His mother co-ran Microsoft with Bill Gates (this was the reason she was so rich and could afford to send Mike to Private school - nothing to do with the fact that she herself new what a vile cretin you really were and put you there so she didn't have to speak to you everyday
3) He could play guitar brilliantly and had helped Noel Gallagher write some tunes - this despite spending his entire student loan of a couple of grand on a Fender strat and matching Marshal amp and then making a sound like a kitten slowly being peeled
4) Claimed that his girlfriend (now wife God help her) loved the smell of stale fags, beer and sweat he constantly exuded.
Mike you really were a cretinous, greasy, bull shitting twat and none of us liked you - we just used your computer so we could play Doom.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:18, 1 reply)
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