Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Jasper CarrotThis reminds me of a guy I was at uni with. Ryan, as he was called did have some beautiful stories to tell. All of which turned out to be complete lies, well otherwise I wouldn't be writing this.
Good old Ryan, his uncle was Jasper Carrot. I don't know why anyone would lie about this but he did, and how did we find out? Well about 10 years ago Mr Carrot's daughter became very unwell and caught the attention of the press. So we asked him, how was his cousin. Confused, he replied "She's fine, spoke to her last night" (while she was in hospital almost dying?)
Next beauty was his football trials with Aston Villa and Man Utd. Sweet, we need a good midfielder in our fabled five-a-side team, (well we needed someone to carry the rest of us, we were shit). So at an inter-campus tournament Ryan shows us his silky skills. He was so bad he made the girls teams look good, and I’m not trying to be sexist even.
And last was he came back from 'home' one weekend, in a bit of distress. His best mate had just been killed in a car crash and his mate's girlfriend had lost a leg (or two, I forget). Bugger. Condolences mate. Well the next weekend he pops back home, apparently his mates girlfriend needs to go trouser and shoe shopping and needs someone to come...
Why you'd claim Jasper Carrot is your uncle is still beyond me...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:20, Reply)
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