Stealing Wheels
Another gem from my favourite bullshitter:

At Uni again, and looking to make some extra cash, he and his friends drove around in their Transit van looking for cars with alloys to steal. They would then sell them on to his mate's garage.

Now this is enough bullshit as it stands, but this isn't where he decided the draw the line. Oh no.

You see, if you steal someone's wheel, they're going to know that it has happened on account that there car will probably be a struggle to drive the next morning. So to combat this, they took the wheel off the car they were stealing from, and replaced it with a normal wheel, so that they wouldn't notice.

So, to recap at this stage: They steal ONE wheel from the car, and replace it with a cheap one, so as to avoid the person noticing.

They then spend the rest of the night searching for THREE MORE cars to do the same to.

And how did they get around the problem of locking wheelnuts? They had a Master Key. Tosser.

Still, perhaps this is how the drug castle was funded.
(Her Ghost zomegle.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:33, 1 reply)

And not just three more cars
but three cars with identical alloys to the first one!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 9:06, closed)