Not me but a friend of a friend...
And Caroline takes up the story...

Right, Hello everyone, here's my story....

I have a friend who after sometime being single met this girl called Kate. She seemed nice at first, until we hung out with her more and more and she started talking complete bullshit....

Looking back I guess the biggest give away was that she called herself by a completely different name to the one that her previous friends knew her as....hmm... suspicious....

To really appreciate the nonsense she spoke you have to understand that she was only 19 and had achieved A LOT.
A few of her special lies include:

-She was secretly pregant, engaged and lived with a 30 yr old man, but unfortunately had a miscarriage at 8 months, when questioned about it(by a friend who was born at 8 months) she said it was like a really heavy period...!?!

-The above fiance had brought her a $30,000 silver bmw which she had written off within a week.

-She'd spent a many nights in police cells in Tunbridge Wells for getting into fights in the street....

-One christmas she was pulled over for drink driving but she refused to take the breathalyser cause she knew she was well over the limit... so the police took her back to the station, luckily, when they took a blood sample all the alcohol had miraculously disappeared...(she was onlt 19 so this must have been one of 2 christmases...)

-She lived in Nigeria for 3 months while her and her fiance had been buying a house. Unluckily while she was there she got put in prison for a few weeks because they thought she might have been a spy....

....AT this point we were confused as to how she'd achieved so much since leaving school at 18, then when I started dating her brother, who was much saner and cuter, I got to know her family and would occassionally run some of her lies by them... (they also rather strangely knew her by a different name, Anna)
...like her billionaire grandparents and also after she told us all about how she'd grown up in Spain, her parents were rather confused when I started chatting to them about that one!

One of the last great lies I heard before I stopped seeing her bro was that a few months before I'd met her she'd been sacked from her job after she told her bosses that she needed time off for chemotherapy for ovarian cancer...

Ha ha ha! It makes me chuckle!!

Unfortunately her and my friend have a little girl together and I'm off to their house for a christmas party in a few weeks, I wonder what beauties about her past she'll reveal to us this time...I almost can't wait!

...oh yeah, and Neostenine's Maker says I need to apologise for the length....

It feels good to share my pain though.
(Neostenine's maker, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 18:33, Reply)