Pathological Liars
Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Half Scouse
and Half Italian
My mate believes and insists to us that he is half Italian on his mum's side.
"But your Mum's Scottish?"
"Ah well she was adopted from an Italian orphanage."
"Right. Which one?"
"In Pescara, it burnt down and my grandparents were holidaying near by. They decided to help."
"Right."
His Mum doesn't seem to know about her own back story, but she doesn't like to spoil his fantasy. His fantasy that he isn't half-Birkenhead, half-Motherwell. And a lying twat.
( , Mon 3 Dec 2007, 19:04, 2 replies)
and Half Italian
My mate believes and insists to us that he is half Italian on his mum's side.
"But your Mum's Scottish?"
"Ah well she was adopted from an Italian orphanage."
"Right. Which one?"
"In Pescara, it burnt down and my grandparents were holidaying near by. They decided to help."
"Right."
His Mum doesn't seem to know about her own back story, but she doesn't like to spoil his fantasy. His fantasy that he isn't half-Birkenhead, half-Motherwell. And a lying twat.
( , Mon 3 Dec 2007, 19:04, 2 replies)
Everyone knows that bees make honey,
but did you know wasps make mustard?!(Or "waspard")
( , Mon 3 Dec 2007, 20:14, closed)
but did you know wasps make mustard?!(Or "waspard")
( , Mon 3 Dec 2007, 20:14, closed)
Play along
After all, it can't be nice being half-Birkenhead, half-Motherwell.
If it were you, you'd probably want to make up something as well...
( , Tue 4 Dec 2007, 14:38, closed)
After all, it can't be nice being half-Birkenhead, half-Motherwell.
If it were you, you'd probably want to make up something as well...
( , Tue 4 Dec 2007, 14:38, closed)
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