Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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How did he even think we would believe himBack in the mists of time, well, the early 90's anyway, there was a young chap who I shall call Chris Cole (for that was what he claimed his name was).
His stories were reknowned for being the biggest bunch of horse tripe going.
For example.
1) He was in the air cadets, he claimed that while on some sort of Air Cadet week away to a RAF base he got to fly in a Tornado jet. OK, unlikely but plausable I hear you mutter. When I say "fly in" I actually be "fly", this was the cause of his bad back as he claimed to have crahsed it doing a loop-the-loop, but the RAF covered it up.
2) Again, related to air cadets, he claimed that he had been over in the middle east for the 1st gulf conflict, helping load laser guided bombs onto jets. This was so obviously a lie due to the fact he is a year younger than me and I WAS 14 WHEN IT KICKED OFF!!!!
3) His parents owned an apartment in New York, above Yoko Ono's. I should mention the fact that his parents lived in a bungalow and ran a local florists in a small seaside town. They also drove, IIRC, a Lada. The only reason I can think that they did this while having a swanky apartment in New York is that the property taxes must have been crippling and they had to save money by living in a crappy little seaside town in Kent.
The last I remember hearing about him, was something along the lines of his making his parents florists go out of business becuase they let him run it, and instead of actually running it like a business, he took loads of money out of the till to buy DVD's.
The twat.
(insert cherry popping joke here)
(fuck you, it's cold in here)
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GuttedI was in the Air Cadets in the early nineties and all we got to fly were gliders and Chipmunks. If I'd have known that guy's squadron were flying Tornadoes, I'd have transferred.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 14:16,
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HmmmDidn't the Lennons live on the top floor of the Dakota?
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