Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Snake??? Really???Just remembered this....
(well, I left school a loooong time ago)
A boy at my Primary school, smelly, holey jumper, none too bright. Claimed to have been bitten on the hand by a "pit viper" (which seemed odd because Scotland's not exactly teeming with venomous snakes!) at the weekend. He told us this on the Monday.
He'd fought off the effects of the venom and made a recovery so miraculous that he might even be on telly some day! He showed us the "bite mark" and everything - two wee red puncture wounds on the outside edge of his hand.
One of the lads was a cynical bugger even then, and mosied over to where our villain's older brother was hanging around. He came back near hysteria.
"Smelly Nelly" for that was his nick-name, had in fact been mucking around with a stapler and had somehow failed to notice, before squeezing it with his left hand, that his right hand was under the stapling bit (or whatever you call it). How on earth do you not notice that? Shallow end of the gene pool, for sure!
He was henceforth known (until we all left school at least) as Snakebite - which he took as a compliment!
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