Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Job InterviewI said I like reading on my CV.
"What's the last book you read?" say the bad cop in about the third question in.
""Exodus" by Leon Uris" says me, a blatant fucking lie.
"Interesting book, my parents emmigrated to the then Palestine in 1947 on the ship that bears the book's name" says the bad cop, and then adds, "what was your feeling about Paul Newman's characterisation of Ari Ben Canaan?"
Cue me having the longest 5 minutes interview ever.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 6:40,
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