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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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we did all this in the last Qotw.
Keep up.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:09, 1 reply)
I am keeping up.
But this answer is voluntarily partcipating in a Workfare scheme. I'm going to try this answer out for several weeks, for way below minimum wage; and if lucky this answer will get an interview for a non-existent permanent vacancy. Meanwhile, I'll talk bollocks about how many answers I'm helping find a new question to satisfy.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:22, closed)
christ you're a miserable cunt aren't you.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:00, closed)
/\ here here /\

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:31, closed)
Thank for the input.
I'll take it as acceptance of facts; that you pull me up on repetition, but not about veracity. So, that said; it shouldn't take you too many guesses as to *why* I'm so upset (clue: It's not about pasta).

In any case, you tend to get only pithy posts from me in the first 24h of a QOTW. Please wait longer for the better anecdotes to be proofed.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:31, closed)

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