Lies that went on too long
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Haha.
I did this when on the phone to my bank once. Scottish accent as well. No idea why.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:13, 1 reply)
I did this when on the phone to my bank once. Scottish accent as well. No idea why.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:13, 1 reply)
It works the other way too
When I worked in a call centre I would attempt to relieve the boredom by answering in a randomly selected regional accent and trying to keep it going. More challenging when the customer replied in the genuine accent.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:33, closed)
When I worked in a call centre I would attempt to relieve the boredom by answering in a randomly selected regional accent and trying to keep it going. More challenging when the customer replied in the genuine accent.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:33, closed)
I'd find that easier.
I often have to stop myself mirroring the accent of whoever I'm talking to. I learned the hard way that people often think I'm taking the piss, when I'm not even fully aware I'm doing it.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:28, closed)
I often have to stop myself mirroring the accent of whoever I'm talking to. I learned the hard way that people often think I'm taking the piss, when I'm not even fully aware I'm doing it.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:28, closed)
My Dad does this.
He's not fully aware of it either, so I have to kick him discreetly under the table whenever we're in an Italian restaurant and he starts ordering by saying "I'm-a gonna have..." in an "It's-a me, Mario!" voice.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:12, closed)
He's not fully aware of it either, so I have to kick him discreetly under the table whenever we're in an Italian restaurant and he starts ordering by saying "I'm-a gonna have..." in an "It's-a me, Mario!" voice.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:12, closed)
A-Haaa!..
Brilliant.
Should pay the bill in change, making the coin collecting noise as he drops shrapnel into the waiters hands.
( , Mon 12 Mar 2012, 5:12, closed)
Brilliant.
Should pay the bill in change, making the coin collecting noise as he drops shrapnel into the waiters hands.
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