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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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ohgodohgodohgod.
i got hideously drunk one night and shagged a housemate who i knew fancied me. the next day we all went out for a pub lunch and he was all over me, so i told him it had been a mistake.

and then i had sex with him again that night. sorry, pete.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:24, 1 reply)
No problem.
Sorry about the AIDS. I guess that makes us quits.

See you at dinnertime!

P

BTW it's your turn to get loo roll, and I used the last of it to dab the pus off my weeping helmet this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:30, closed)
If its weeping
then every time you wank its a cry wank.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:39, closed)
Are you suggesting there's another kind?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:00, closed)
The smothered in hummus kind.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:06, closed)

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