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This is a question Lies that went on too long

When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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The ending
to Simon and Garfunkel's "The Boxer"

Not just one lie, but a calculated series of them.

Utter bastards.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:29, 4 replies)
Hahahahaha
Good work here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:13, closed)
I like this.

(anvil, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:32, closed)
Oh I hope this wins.
It deserves to.

I do now hate you with a passion for thinking of it before I did though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:05, closed)
Took me ages
to figure this out. I'm a thick fucker at times. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:06, closed)

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