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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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'afternoon'. How hard can it be?
Just had a call to book a meeting on tuesday morning.

I was told, and I quote, "Morning is usually between 8 and 1".

"No" I replied. "Morning is USUALLY between 8 and 12".

I remember having the same conversation when my kitchen was being delivered 15 years ago. HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THESE CUNTS? B3ta, can't we buy them a watch, or something?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:15, 1 reply)
Did they in fact mean
"Lunch is at 1 so although the hour between 12 and 1 is afternoon it's before lunch so we are lazy and call it all morning rather than before lunch"?
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:00, closed)

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