Virginity
I dare say I"m not the only bloke who, as a young man, just starting University, tried to cover up their virginity by inventing a string of non-existent girlfriends. But I think, with hindsight, it would have been more sensible to er come clean- I might have got more sympathy shags! I doubt anyone believed me anyway.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:08, 6 replies)

The girl I lost mine to didn't believe I was a virgin. It took me about an hour to persuade her I was, and then she turned into an absolute tigress.
Which was nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:33, closed)

As a student I managed to deflower two chaps
who had told me before that they had had strings of girlfriends.
I wish I had known before though. I felt bad afterwards that it wasn't something a bit more special.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:50, closed)

they were getting some - that was amply special for them, I assure you
(weaselinajetengine, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:54, closed)

Thank you Mrs Entity
for services to servicing
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 0:17, closed)

I'm a virgin,
this shagging thing, what's it like?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 2:19, closed)

Don't do it.
It's dirty.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:51, closed)