Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I told my nine year old nephew I'd get him an Xbox 360 for Christmas.This lie started at the beginning of September, and by the beginning of December, he was practically pissing himself with excitement. As the day approached my long suffering sister had a daily nightmare with a kid so wound up by being in a state of perpetual ecstasy.
Here's a picture of his face when he realised I had in fact got him The Children's Illustrated Dictionary of Science.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45309699@N05/6827184682/
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:39,
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Cute baby.Do you have one with visible genitals?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:24,
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I can't pretend to understand any of this,but at least it doesn't involve horses, or Rick Astley.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:56,
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