Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Thing happened.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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There's a story in there somewhere.OP doesn't understand commas or subordinate clauses though, so the overwhelming urge is to give up and say "tl;dr" after a couple of sentences rather than wade through any more of it.
Yes, I am aware of how pissy this sounds. Doesn't make it any less true.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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Boys go on holiday to cheat on their girlfriends.Mixed results. Girlfriends are none the wiser, but everyone learns a funny hand gesture.
Toot, toot.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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