Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I told my parents that I hadn't started smoking.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:16,
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doesnt this just prove that safey matches are indeed dangerouse?(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:58,
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Whoever put the word safety with something that is designed to set on fire probably needs their head examiningHere have a new safety land mine, or a safety gun, or a safety hand grenade, or a.... You get the idea
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would it be bad taste to get peter sutcliffe to endorse your new safety hammer?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:11,
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As dangerous as a roundhouse from Rastamouse.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:10,
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but to be fair he could you know accidently blind you with a miss placed dredd lock to the eye
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:14,
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