
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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He got the maximum amount of looking cool by smoking, that any man could, then neatly avoided all that lingering death bollocks.
Remember kids: Smoking makes you look cool, and driving like a twat will cement your legacy as a true icon.
( , Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)
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