Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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A girl I knew had her life saved by a tin opener at a festival.Some pilled up idiot kicked her as she lay on the ground. Fortunately he struck at precisely the place where she had stored her tin opener in her jacket pocket, which absorbed the impact of the blow and she was unharmed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:44,
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In that case we should make carrying a tin opener mandatoryIt's for health and safety people. Think of the lives that could be saved!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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