Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I ordered a Chinese takeaway....... blah blah blah...
Rice, some Won Ton, and two Oolong teas please.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:42, 2 replies)
No.My God.
You can't just skip the middle bit and then end up with a pun that isn't even pun in any meaningful sense of the word.
Dear God, man, have some decency.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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PlusYou ripped me off, you cheapskate. I'll not have my designer brand be tarnished by your tawdry sweat-shop knock-offs. It's about as much of a pun as saying "I used to be a surrealist, until I hamster."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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