Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Pretending i've always been an upstanding citizen for the example of my kids upbringing... big fucking lie.So i'm perpetuating this for a long time to come i reckon. My 2 eldest kids are 11 (twins). They are aware of lifes do's and dont's to a certain extent and becoming more aware of the various cunts, idiots, fuckups, vices and general RIGHTS and WRONGS of life to which they see my wife and i as shining examples of the RIGHT way to be. I think.
Subjects i have so far blatantly lied about for the 'greater good' and will continue to do so until required to show them "been there, done that".
1. Fighting.
"No, it's never good to hit people unless they hit you, in which case you simply must knock them clean out if you can". That's my line at the moment despite schools "never relalliate" crap.
LIE - "Daddy (they still call me that) was a good boy and only ever defended himself when the need arose".
TRUTH - i was a violent cunt, happy to beat the shit out of anyone if required (troubled upbringing see), until i found DRUGS (see 2).
2. Drugs.
When watching some 'Police, twat, action" thing they see people involved in drugs (they dont watch it often btw - we are pretty anti TV in general).
"What are drugs daddy, and why are they bad?"....
"Well they cause all sorts of problems. People alter their minds and enjoy it but it can cause all sorts of issues and it's illegal so best not to get involved"
"Do you do drugs?"
LIE. "No, i'm too sensible for that."
TRUTH. I have over the years been renowned as a beast in the drug dept. A real dusty bin. Hollow legs. But i cant tell them that can i? At 11? At all?
3. Drinking.
"you drink Daddy, but are you ever drunk?" Bless, they've heard about drunkenness and want to know.
LIE "not really, i try not to get drunk, but i do like a drink"
TRUTH - naturally, i'm sure you can guess by now, i drink and have been mind bendingly drunk on many occasions, usually involving points 1 & 2.
4. Sex. Thank god we are not on to sex yet. Similar to the rest, often involving points 2&3.
Will i ever be free of these lies? Hopefully not 'cos if i have to reveal this stuff at any point it'll mean the subject is well and truly broached already.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:47, 1 reply)
?Shirley 11 twins is 22 eldest not 2?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:50, closed)
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