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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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My *lying bastard* Parents
Told me for the first 5 years of my life that the correct way to spell my name was 'PEST'

i got sent to the headteacher on the first day of primary school because i was "bieng insolent"

they apologised for getting me in trouble that night though

when my dad tried to tell me it was all a joke, i wouldnt believe him
(, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:58, Reply)

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