literally ten minutes ago
wanting a pint, i took a scratchcard over to the shop. i'd won £1 on it, so i swapped it for another one. won a fiver and bought 4x1-pint cans of strongbow for £4.50.
GET IN!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:06, 27 replies)

Rawrrrrr!

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:25, closed)

due to my diminished capacity for alcohol these days
i'm on my second can and i already feel squiffy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:39, closed)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:08, closed)

3 cans now
feeling a bit sideways
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:10, closed)

You're not the woman I thought you were : (
Is it the band?
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:36, closed)

no
i' m just pissed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:47, closed)

On three cans?
I'm 45 and I can't get pissed on 3 cans.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:49, closed)

you haven't hsad
your stoach drastically shrunk and 6ft of your intestines removed
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:00, closed)

That's what I said before.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:19, closed)

i'm pissed
i misrtook band for musical combo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:33, closed)

hahahaha!
silly bint.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:44, closed)

Aaaah, I DREAM of proper alcohol these days.
I am so broke, I am on the own-brand Tesco piss. I'd probably get more off my face drinking Shandy.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:15, closed)

i'm on jy 3rd cn
and i'm hmmered
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:28, closed)

You think that's bad
You should see me after two packets of Chilli Heatwave Doritos and a Diet Coke. GO GO FOOD ADDITIVES
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:34, closed)

tangy cheese ftw

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:47, closed)

might as well start huffing Jenkem
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:38, closed)

Mmmmmm...
...butt hash.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 7:05, closed)

Serves ye right for drinking Strongbow.
If you absolutely have to drink cider you could at least drink Old Rosie.

*croissant-and-coffee attitude induced by living in a place where you can get four cans of Amsterdam Maximator for €5.*
( .Yeti., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:36, closed)

used to see a bloke from zumerzet
great cider, fucking lethal. i prrefer black dragon if i cn get it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:49, closed)

Never had Black Dragon
Then again, I'm more of a beer drinkurr than a zider drinkurrr.
( .Yeti., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:57, closed)

it's fucking lush
i hate lsager, too muxch gas, not enough taste
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:01, closed)

Depends
With regard to 99% of the lagers available in the UK, I agree wholeheartedly (soulless Eurolager with no distinguishing features whatsoever).

Maximator is divine nectar, though. 11.6% volume, perfectly drinkable, no harsh chemical banana aftertaste or anything. Kind of makes you wonder how they got away with it, really.
( .Yeti., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:14, closed)

i'll have to look out for that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, closed)

could you be more needy?
only, with you posting here every five minutes i don't feel quite up to speed with the minutiae of your life.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 7:59, closed)

Terrible bullying!
It's not politically correct to point out to emotionally crippled losers that they're emotionally crippled losers. You have to blame society for them being emotionally crippled losers. That way they never have to properly face up to being emotionally crippled losers.

You're a disgrace.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:29, closed)

i could
but i wouldn't want to give you a run for your money
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:28, closed)

Now, now Janet
Blammo -

www.b3ta.com/talk/7080688
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 12:38, closed)