Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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A particularly obnoxious barmaid......who we nicknamed "Mrs. Brazen-Hussy" once handed me a pint that was well under-measure. The ensuing conversation went like this:
Minimalist: "Do you think you could fit a couple of large whiskeys in there?"
Mrs B-H: "Yes - do you want me to?"
Minimalist: "No - I want you to fill it with beer."
She meekly topped-up my pint - once she'd picked her chin up off the floor.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 14:44, 3 replies)
Fill it with yourHonda Accord of Justice!
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I bloody hate short measuresBut conisdering your username, it's bordering on ironic that you complained.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 12:18,
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its like 10,000 spoons......(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:38, closed)
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