Good stuff!
To be honest I thought this was going to be another "omg teh pigz iz all cunts i wanked in his food lol", and was pleasantly surprised. Good on you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:39, 1 reply)

There is a lot to be said for inverted aggression.
There's a good trick you can do to repay road-rage.

If someone is fucking about with you on a motorway or something, you let them pass, then pull in behind them. Don't need to be right up their arse or even the next car back, just close enough for them to see you.

You mirror their every move. Lane changes, speeding up, slowing down.

They will slowly become more and more uncomfortable. They'll pull into the left lane and slow down, just to see if you;re really following them. Then they'll speed up, start trying to lose you. Just keep following, unless they fly off at 130mph, you'll normally catch up.

Do it for half an hour, you can be sure you've totally ruined their day.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:32, closed)

Except If you're driving an HGV
What you do then is imagine the impact your 44 tonne behemoth would have on their shitty little repmobile, and the sensation of fluids and solids spurting from every orifice in the 3 seconds of life left to them.

Relax. After all, who's the cunt?
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:06, closed)

Heh. I will happily
doff my cap to a professional.

Wouldn't work the other way either. I don't suppose your average artic driver would take much notice of some idiot shadowing him down the A1(m) either.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:49, closed)