Accidentally tripping up an ugly stranger
Taking the 1p coin left on the counter of the corner shop.
Managing to queue-jump past tourists
Steppping out onto the zebra crossing forcing cars to brake sharply
The query not concerning my department
Putting people on hold
Ignoring an email in favour of doing something fun
Using a friend's computer to search for pr0n
Stopping suddenly in the street to look at something
Reading the paper over other people's shoulders
Walking self-importantly past grannies with heavy bags
Tutting at young mothers manouvering prams down stairs


All of these things, it seems to me, make London an interesting, fun place to be.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:36, 7 replies)

I can do all these things in the countryside.
I fear your horizons need broadening.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:09, closed)

Not in nearly as stylish a manner, though.
To you bumpkins, it's just a way of life. For us refined types, it's a fashion statement.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:12, closed)

Yeah, I'm sure that ugly stranger was a complete bastard.
;)

EDIT: also, if you use the word "Luv" a lot you can do all those things in Lancashire, too.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:24, closed)

See my above reply to Badger.
And strangers are complete bastards.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:36, closed)

So you're being fashionable by mimicking us bumpkins?
I was born in London, you stranger, I just moved oop North to be cool. Innit.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:40, closed)

Yes it's all the rage these days
"Bumpkinophilia" they're caling it - it's hilarious! Everyone's into it - all the indies, and the fashionistas - or should that be the fashionistaaaaarrrrrrrrs! Ha! Ha! Ha!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:43, closed)

This reminds me of something
oh yes, now I remember


(Turtlenuts, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:18, closed)