Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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You have to do enough that it takes more than an hour to clean upThat way you'll be costing the company money, as the poor immigrant cleaner who has to remove your bum chunks from the floors and walls is probably only on 30p an hour.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:00,
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HmmmNot if you do a "Parkhurst Dirty Protest" shit smear down the walls, they have to get someone in wearing a full NBC suit with a steam cleaner (should that be "Steamer Cleaner"?)
The only drawback is that after your decorating spree, you can guarantee that there will be no soap in the dispenser, the hot water tap will blast the front of your trews to make it seem you have pissed yourself, and the towel will be a soggy mess, hanging off the roll in a pool of piss.
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So, that means whenI do it at home, as a cheeky little jape to surprise my wife, I'm actually losing money?
Bugger.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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