Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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Our PE wankerwas called Mr Doyle. He was only young, a year out of college I'd guess. First job, teaching 7 year olds.
We were playing football at the park, a penalty was incurred by one of the teams.
Doyle rather grandly announced that he'd take it, show us how it was done. Dude, we're 7, we don't fucking care . . but anyway.
So he lines it up, takes a small run up, rolls his foot over the top of the ball, and manages to move himself about 3 feet further than he moved the ball, landing on his arse in the mud.
Looking back on it as an adult, he might have got away with it had he reacted in another way. The fact he jumped up and told us all to stop laughing sealed his fate. At 7 years old I would have had no idea what the word cunt meant, but I knew he was one.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:16,
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