Years ago...
My mate and I were on our way to a fancy dress party, both of us dressed as coppers. We decided it would be a laugh to see if we could actually pull someone over, and when some random cretin screamed past us at 140mph then pulled up at the lights about 100 yards down the road, well, we had our man.

Thing was, when we got to the car, there was a nervous and slightly teary 10 yr old girl in the passenger seat. The driver must have been in a slightly panicked state, because he immediately blurted out that this wasn't his daughter, and he was "babysitting".

Starting to feel like we may have accidentally stumbled upon something quite sinister and our 'joke' may well be about to turn extremely sour, we tentatively asked about the nature of their relationship, and before you can say "entirely fictional", the guy's lost it. The red mist descended and he tore out of the car and pummeled straight into me. I ended up with a black eye, a split lip, a bloody nose and, if I'm honest, a bit of a semi.

Then he reached into his pocket and retrieved his phone, which was apparently recording. No idea why. He switched it off, got back in his car and drove away.

Still don't fully understand what happened, but the incident haunts me to this day.
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( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 20:31, 6 replies)

I liked this the last time round,
and I like it now.
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that's a clickin'

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I've just spat cola all over my desk.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:13, closed)

Get this boy a bib

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:28, closed)

Oh yes do....
Do they come in professional styles suitable for the work place?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:42, closed)

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