Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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2 nutters for the price of one post...Nutter 1:
My most memorable nutter. Group of 6 of us (3 blokes + associated female partners) walking through Regents Park last summer when in the distance we saw some nutter harrassing people. As we passed he ranted a bit but generally kept to himself until we were about 10 yards from him when he shouted:
"COME ON BOYS, YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GANGBANG LEFT IN YA!"
Marvellous, I wish I was that mad.
Nutter 2: Dilbert. If I look out of our office window I can see him, he's a bit retarded but harmless enough, spending most of his time in his tracky bottoms, sandals, thick glasses and sticks to petting the local cats. Harmless until he gets the horn, then he drops his kecks, flops out his knob and cracks one off. He usually has a quick look about first to check if anyone is about, but of course can't see us in our 2nd floor office, with our digital camera....
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 14:31, Reply)
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