Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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"Rocky"I just gotta mention "Rocky". He lives in Farnborough and everyone from the town knows him. He is a scary m*therf**ker ! A giant of a man who wears a wifebeater, tracksuit bottoms, and knackered trainers. One of his feet is about 3 sizes bigger than the other and sticks out the end of his shoe :) I kid you not - this man is a brute !
He has hair all over his body, apart from his head. Tufts stick out from his wifebeater, almost like a chimps body under that top I reckon.
Rocky is well known coz he just hangs out in garages. He stands at the counter, not wanting anything, he hasn't got petrol, doesn't want fags, he just stands there. Alot. When he gets bored, he goes to another garage to freak people out.
Here is a tip - NEVER talk to Rocky. It will only result in a deep, low grumble of "F*CK OFF". That is all he says. Ever !
He is such a legend we had a Rocky Hunt one weekend. The first to have photographic evidence of the manbeast won £7.50 - me and a mate amazingly drove past him whilst looking, did a u-turn and followed him to the chemist. Got him on video camera too :) Then he saw us, and boy did we shit ourselves !!! I'm just glad my car is faster than his....
Never did get that £7.50 - damn.
Rocky lives in a tent in a field with his uber-scary dogs. The other day he was burning dead bodies (we presume) as thick black stinking smoke was coming from his campsite.
Goddam that is a scary freak. Must dig out the video footage - you will surely agree :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 16:24, Reply)
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