Local Nutters
Everywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
Everywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Once when I was drunk...
... me and my friend Karen were waiting for a taxi and this guy in army camoflauge walked past. So, being the drunken idiots that we are, we called him over. It turned out this man was about 35-40, and about 4years ago had had some kind of operation, but afterwards he'd had an injection in his arm and they sort of over did it a bit... so much that half of his brain slipped to the side. Or so he said... Anyway, he said that one day he just decided to leave home and go hiking everywhere. Apparently he'd started in Chichester, and had hiked all the way to Bognor. The distance is about 20miles. Though I think he was lieing, because I see him all over the bloody place now. weirdo.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:46, Reply)
... me and my friend Karen were waiting for a taxi and this guy in army camoflauge walked past. So, being the drunken idiots that we are, we called him over. It turned out this man was about 35-40, and about 4years ago had had some kind of operation, but afterwards he'd had an injection in his arm and they sort of over did it a bit... so much that half of his brain slipped to the side. Or so he said... Anyway, he said that one day he just decided to leave home and go hiking everywhere. Apparently he'd started in Chichester, and had hiked all the way to Bognor. The distance is about 20miles. Though I think he was lieing, because I see him all over the bloody place now. weirdo.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 18:46, Reply)
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