Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Local Nutter!There is a whole load of nutters in my area but one guy stands out more than all the rest. He goes by the name of TECHNO FATTY. - He does exactly what it says on the tin. This guy is about 40 years old now and as far as I can remember he has always always carried around an 80s style "ghetto blaster". He carries it up on his shoulder you know like a proper bruva. He is about 25 stone and loves his cheesey techno and anything else that is on the radio at the time and I mean ANYTHING!!. It doesn't matter what time of day it is he sits in his fav bench in the local precinct with his tunes turned up to the max.
Techno Fatty was every school kids favourite piss take piece.
Every lunchtime during my school days we would take the piss out of him using all the classic school kids destructive slaggings and weapons AKA wet bog roll.
Anyway he decided to get his own back on us once by attacking my mates and I with a chain, he chased my mates around the shops swingin his metal chain proper cowboy style...
oh the laughs!...
Ive saw him in my town, Glasgow and Edinburgh. Im sure he's mental but the place just wouldnt be the same without Techno Fatty.
Oh yeah he made it onto the news here too!!!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 0:12, Reply)
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