Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Two more and that's yor lotThe Mad Midget who hung about the pharmacy counter in Boots in Cardiff shouting at ladies and...
Me and a mate in smoking section in a caf. Perfectly normal looking woman sat down right next to me when there were loads of empty seats. Me and mate start discussing the death of a fictitious relative but she didn't take the hint. When her food arrived I sparked up a fag which she asked me to put out. When I refused and pointed out the non-smoking bit was upstairs she went ape. " You don't know who you're dealing with" she screamed. "We know people who will kill you!" In the end she had her food taken off her and was kicked to the kerb. (shudders)
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 15:08,
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