Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Nutters in my townWell there is the woman who pissed on the seats down my local. She did it three times in one evening, and the when told to leave stole the cutlery and condiments from the food service area, and called the barman a slag. She came back the next day and had to be escorted off the premises (though this i didn't see)
Then there is the bloke who sniffs and licks the CD's and DVD's in MVC. I am honestly not making that up.
Then there is Busman. A drunk old man who smells of piss and is constantly out of head due to excess alcohol consumption. He spends his days chattering incessantly about bollocks to those who have the misfortune of sitting next to him on the fine puiblic transport. He also flirts with young ladies who always look scared by him. I don't blame them. He fucking terrifies me.
(, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 19:12, Reply)
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