Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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may not count but who givesashit?just for the fuck of it,lets call him Andrew(for thats his name).He IS a cunt and crazy.he went to school with me for a year and then my bro the year after.heres a list of why he was a cunt;
-He repetitively asked to see our pubes-
-he called me a try hard when i had a mohawk on a dare-
-every time he came to my house(thank you bro)he asked if we could watch south park the movie when it was my room and my dvd and when i refused and put on a good movie he yawned and kicked me-
-he still rings us because my bro found a "Fully sick subwoofer" in a trash pickup-
-he thinks he's better than me at all the games i have because his sister has an xbox with halo and a snowboarding game-
-if you don't agree with something he says and
-my brother has just informed me that he is in a wanking club with three other guys-
-he also says its bad not to wank(?!)-
-he wants to kill turtles-
-while on a field trip to sydney for 2 days the first thing he did when he got there was wank-
-he talks to people who aren't there-
thing is he's only 13 years old
we have just formulated a plan to yell "cereal boax!!" whenever he calls.
sorry if that doesn't count but i really nreeded to get that out of my system
(, Sat 18 Sep 2004, 20:24, Reply)
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