Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Brompton man + Kingston Rasta1. Brompton man - I work in a bike shop, we have a frequent customer known as 'brompton man', so called because he rides a brompton...it's a kind of bike, anyway..he smells really bad and talks very loudly and repeats everything at least 5 times, it's always very difficult to get him to leave the shop at the end of the day. My boss once told him 'fuck off we're closed', to which he replied 'that's not a very nice thing to say' and continued blabbing on about whatever he was talking about. RETAILERS, BEWARE BROMPTON MAN.
2. Kingston Rasta - The resident local nutter, mr. kingston rasta is a very smelly big fat rastafarian man who drools alot, normally wears some kind of fancy dress such as top hat and tails or cycling shorts, and wanders the streets of kingston loudly voicing his private thoughts about anybody he happens to pass by. For instance, he once approached me exclaiming 'EHHH MON, YOU'RE QUITE GOOD LOOKING AREN'T YOU! BUT YOU DON'T LOOK VERY RICH, THAT GIRL'S PRETTY ISN'T SHE! BUT DYA KNOW WHY SHE'S WITH THAT BALD MAN AND NOT YOU, IT'S COS HE'S RICH AND YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY!
:-( *sniffle*
(, Sun 19 Sep 2004, 18:35, Reply)
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