Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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i know lots of wierd peoplemost of them happen to be my friends. Scary thought that. Anyway, theres a guy who runs the local post office. He sells out of date chocolate, when you ask for skittles he says "SKITTLES? ARE THEY LIKE, FRUIT GUMS??!!". He also drove down the M1 for 2 miles the wrong way without even noticing. Silly sod.
my friend david, bless him, is a bit of a loony. He has the compulsive obsession with rabbi's. I mean the conversdation goes "We had a big rabbit in our garden dave". "Rabbi". "No, rabbit". "Rabbi". Yes David, rabbi. ANyway, this rabbit-" "Rabbi"
NNNNRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(surpressed rage)
Also, my firend told me he heard this guy in scarboro singing "you scrubbed your hairy minge and shaved of all your hair".
How odd.
(, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 11:53, Reply)
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